Life In the Fast Lane

• Did you know that you can be so cool if you live life in the fast lane?  Here is how you do it:
• Eat your cheeseburger from one end to the other in less than two minutes.
• Go to bed at 3am and get up at 5am.
• Walk with your hands in your pockets and head down with a swift pace so that you have less drag.

Many people think that they can get by in this life without being in the fast lane, but I tell you it is quite imposssible.  If you sit in a chair on the back porch and watch the birds fly by you will soon dry up and blow away.  None of this rest for you.  Fast, fast, fast.  This should be your motto.  You might want to take a little nap, but no this is not productive.